beerzeimers
A condition similar to alzheimers but brought on by years of drinking beer instead of a preexisting physiological condition.
beerzeimers by Vandermarkk August 27, 2009
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Beerzheimers
Beerzheimer’s disease is a brain disorder named for Netherlands beer maker Freddy Heineken, who first described it in 1929 after loosing his ass in the stock market crash and drinking 14 beers. Scientists have learned a great deal about Beerzheimer’s disease in the century since Freddy first drew attention to it. Today we know that Beerzheimer’s is the brains built-in mechanism for protecting itself from remembering shit like:
> Grabbing the bartenders ass .... and a nice ass it was
> Crashing a golf cart into a giant rock
> Taking home a girl named Mercedes
> Hitting a strippers boobs and pretending they are speedbags
> Losing all you money playing card games you don't understand
> Grabbing the bartenders ass .... and a nice ass it was
> Crashing a golf cart into a giant rock
> Taking home a girl named Mercedes
> Hitting a strippers boobs and pretending they are speedbags
> Losing all you money playing card games you don't understand
Speedbag: It sure was a boring and uneventful night at the strip bar.
Wayne: Dude, uneventful? You took a stripper into the back room for three dances and the bitch was a he/she! Man, you must have some serious Beerzheimers to have forgotten that you made out with chick that used to have a dick.
Wayne: Dude, uneventful? You took a stripper into the back room for three dances and the bitch was a he/she! Man, you must have some serious Beerzheimers to have forgotten that you made out with chick that used to have a dick.
Beerzheimers by majord7 November 18, 2009
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Beerzheimer's
The reason you don't remember an event or conversation from an evening of beer drinking.
Beerzheimer's phenomenon occurs when alcohol consumption inhibits the formation of long term memory. Beerzheimer's episodes can encompass the entirety of long time periods during which alcohol is being consumed, or can be fragmentary where only certain conversations or events are omitted from long term memory. Beerzheimer's episodes are often more pronounced during "sessions" of IPA or Barley Wine style ale consumption. Frequency of Beerzheimer's episodes is significantly increased when beer is consumed on an empty stomach.
Beerzheimer's phenomenon occurs when alcohol consumption inhibits the formation of long term memory. Beerzheimer's episodes can encompass the entirety of long time periods during which alcohol is being consumed, or can be fragmentary where only certain conversations or events are omitted from long term memory. Beerzheimer's episodes are often more pronounced during "sessions" of IPA or Barley Wine style ale consumption. Frequency of Beerzheimer's episodes is significantly increased when beer is consumed on an empty stomach.
"Hey, why didn't you call me back last night?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Yeah, I talked to you last night you said you had to go, but were going to call me right back."
"Sorry man, I had a few pints of IPA last night...never had any food. Got ugly. Beerzheimer's."
"Ah. You really need to build a base with some greasy food before you hit that stuff."
"What are you talking about?"
"Yeah, I talked to you last night you said you had to go, but were going to call me right back."
"Sorry man, I had a few pints of IPA last night...never had any food. Got ugly. Beerzheimer's."
"Ah. You really need to build a base with some greasy food before you hit that stuff."
Beerzheimer's by LFP Instigator August 20, 2011
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How bout dem knicks?
A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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