Two Minute Noodle

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.

Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.

Two Minute Noodle by principessash August 26, 2009

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Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless

JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.

Two Minute Noodle by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014

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Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

Two-Minute-Noodle by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016

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two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats

two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind

two minute noodles by kaka bin September 10, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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