Mansaus

Godverdomme , keb mansaus op au tette gespoten ( Wetters slang aa)

Translation:
oh fuck , i spilled my mansaus all over your titts

Mansaus by I'm ur father (osmond) August 17, 2009

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Masausage Parlor

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.

DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.

Masausage Parlor by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

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Related Words

Mansausage • Mansaus • massausage • Manscuse • Mansault • Mansaurus • manshush • mansuss • Masausage • Masausage Parlor

Mansaurus

A comprehensive tome of reference and learning on how to be manly. For some, manliness doesn't always come naturally, and the Mansaurus is an essential guide on how to behave in a manly fashion, use manly words spoken in a deep manly voice, and use one's body language to show how manly one is. Many famous manly celebrities allegedly have a copy tucked away including Chuck Norris, Daniel Craig, Russell Crowe, Madonna, Pink, and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.

"Daa, I knew I was in love with her da moment I saw her Mansaurus fall out of her manbag as she lifted her leg to fart"
- Sylvester Stallone reflecting on his marriage to Brigitte Nielsen

Mansaurus by aaaaajon January 2, 2012