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one who knobbles the cob.
anyone who drives a Prius is a cobknobbler
by Atom the Impaler July 29, 2009
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A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...
by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
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Cockgobbler

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The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.
She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep
by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013
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A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.
The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.
by Danielle P. March 20, 2006
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Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
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Man, whats with Jim today, he sure is bein' a cockgobbler.
by Path July 22, 2002
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Girls who love giving blowjobs...Girls who are good at giving blow jobs...
Man , that chick i hooked up with was a cockgobbler !!!

My Ex-wife Susan was a cockgobbler, she sucked allnite long !!!

Hey Girl , its thanksgiving, you wanna be my cockgobbler !!!
by Heyman3000 February 11, 2010
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