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time slut 

One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.
Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!

Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.

Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.

Person #2: Why are we friends?
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Time Slut 

This is a person who is taking up too much time at the Beer Pong table. Either from talking on the phone or engaging in drunk conversations.
Eric: "Dude, why is this game of beer pong lasting forever?"

Chris: "Fuckin' time sluts man!"

Eric: "Figures!"
Time Slut by CIOAN (AppState) March 17, 2010

part-time slut 

-noun

a woman who- during the working week, is a respectable member of society, but on weekends and other special occasions meets people in crazy situations that she will never recognize again. A part-time slut is often the one you would least suspect.
I ran into that chick who was dancing on the table last saturday. She didn't remember me because she is only a part-time slut.
part-time slut by emulated March 17, 2011
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026