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Noun: an individual who's computer runs really slow or lags on MMO servers.
Guy #1: "AH! my computer ish teh lagget!"

Guy #2: "Stop making up excuses n00b."
Lagget by DiskoStikk June 23, 2009
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Lagget; One who blames the fact that they are no good at playing video games on the internet connection causing lag in the game.
Zachary is a lagget, he can't play a video game if his life depended on it.
Lagget by Reel life April 20, 2020
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A person who is eaily offended or sensitive.
John is a total lagget, i mean did you see that i said he was funny and he started crying.
Lagget by Josh04 March 6, 2017

laggermeister 

A person normally 100% german, 100% italian, 100% polish, and 100% lagoff. Normally one who goes to "College College". This person will normally live in a smaller house with a minimum of 5 attics. You would normally yell geet at this guy and call him a lagoff, but due to his other qualifications, you would call him a laggermeister.
That laggermeister thinks he is so much better than every body else and somebody really needs to kick his ass
laggermeister by thegeetguy August 10, 2007

Shit Lagged 

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
Shit Lagged by KMH123 September 28, 2013
someone who is lazy, fat, and diabetic that does nothing but sit on their ass, play fortnite, and eats pizza.
holy shit get off your ass and go outside you fucking lugget
lugget by connorfitzmorris February 14, 2020
@ghostiintom
lagger “a person that takes ages to reply
lagger by jenniescum July 5, 2020
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