vag pat 

noun

A congratulatory, over-the-pants pat on the vag of a female. Much like a pat on the bum, but much more demeaning.
Often used by douche bags who fake tan.

-"Yo, did you just see that guy vag pat his girlfriend?!"
-"I bet they only do anal."

vag pat by 1894657 June 2, 2009

Vag Path 

the complete opposite of a cock block

when someone is helping you with pussy

also know as VP

Adam- "yo i was talkin you up to justine"

Andy- " man i got to thank you for the vag path"

Vag Path by Leiby February 18, 2009

Vag Patch 

this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks

Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?

Vag Patch by 777geez November 20, 2015

Vag Patch 

An industry term for a patch used to cover a woman's vagina when filming a nude scene in which ones' private parts should not be showing, as stated by Emmy Rossum on the March 1st, 2011 episode of Conan.

If I have to take off my underwear for this scene I'm going to need you to get me a vag patch

Vag Patch by xroyalrooterx March 17, 2011

Vag Patch 

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

Vag Patch by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

Vag Patch 

The female version of cock blocking.

"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P

Vag Patch by UnderWhere? June 23, 2010

vag patch 

A step up from calling some one a douche bag.

"That dude is such a Vag Patch"

"This game is straight out of the Vag Patch"

vag patch by Travis Hecker April 25, 2008