Smooshy Face

A person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. It is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being 'smooshy' and 'smooshy face' because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
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A really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person's eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.

Chris! You got a new haircut! You're so smooshy! You have got a smooshy face!

Smooshy Face by Smooshface June 1, 2009

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Smoochy Face

A Smoochy Face is something a dog gets after sleeping pressed up against a pillow or smooshed under covers for a long nap. When they wake up their face hair stays all smooshed up in funny directions, hence Smoochy Face.

Oh my gosh Milo, look at your face - you have such Smoochy Face after that long nap!

Smoochy Face by Mystwarien May 28, 2021

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Related Words

Smooshy Face • Smoochy Face • The Smoosh Face • smooshy • Smooshy Cookie • smooshy-mushy • Smooshy redie • Smooshy Smoosh • smoosh • smoothy

The Smoosh Face

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.

Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*

The Smoosh Face by andygforizzy June 14, 2011

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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