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Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Purple Laces 

In the punk movement, purple laces on boots such as Dr. Martens mean LGBT Pride, but could also mean
Anti-Skinhead
"Hey, what's the bootlace law for Purple Laces?"
"Oh it means LGBT Pride."

lagergenic 

A condition in which one is more attractive when seen by a drunk person; especially when the beholder has been drinking beer.
After Steve's ninth beer the unattractive woman at the end of the bar became lagergenic.
lagergenic by Gio Marron June 17, 2014

Loose Laces 

Use this term when you hear someone say some next crazy, foolish, mawd, stupid shit. Like some next what are you talking about shit. You say loose laces cause mans be trippin' out here.

This term was created and coined by the great philosopher Shaylen Young also known as rapper Young $hay.
Yo I'mma beat you 1 on 1 in ball.
You str8 trippin' loose lacessss
Loose Laces by Big Facts Only January 15, 2020

Tri-lakes Challenge 

The Tri-lakes challenge is a town competition/quirk that takes place in Monument, CO and Palmer Lake, CO. Starting and ending inside of Taco Bell , participants must be fully submerged in each of the three lakes: Woodmoor Lake, Monument Lake, and Palmer Lake. The challenge was first popularized by local heroes, the "Sausage Fest."
"Dude! What's your best time for the Tri-lakes Challenge?"

"36 minutes! Me and the squad are going for the record tonight though! "

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.
Sheboygan Lager by fp69 August 25, 2011