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tucker max 

The author of I Hope they serve beer in Hell and of tuckermax.com, both of on which he posts stories of hooking up with women and drunken adventures which he claims are true. However, his website is heavily censored, a mere mention of the O&A interview in which they tore apart his stories (hosted on youtube for the public to see) will get you IP banned from the site's message board. The man is out to make money and get girls, which is respectable, but as he makes a point of calling out posers, it becomes obvious what a hypocrite he really is. (Also, see the talk page on wikipedia in which his girlfriend tells about his double life and what an act it all is). The sad truth is, he's just a pretender with entirely too many STDs.
Tucker Max's Abinsthe Doughnut story was called out in the O&A interview, on the grounds that there never was a police report, making the entire story false. He changed his story into it being a subway, but the fact remains, the majority of his stories are BS.
tucker max by TuckerMaxisFake October 5, 2006
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Tucker Max 

An internet celebrity and the author of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" and "The Definitive Book of Pick Up Lines," Tucker Max has a substantial following and a gaggle of protesters asserting that he is a phony.

Tucker Max has created a company called "Rudius Media" which features blogs from Robert Greene, Devil Monkey, and Philalawyer, the former being a published author and the latter two with book deals in progress. Max is working on a TV show for Comedy Central as well.

Tucker Max represents a certain mode of thought, but it is continuously misunderstood by many. He advocates "doing what you love" and champions finding one's "Personal Destiny." Max and his philosophy (which he is by no means the first to espouse) has made a difference in many lives, and his stories are entertaining whether you believe them to be true or not. Personally, I believe them to be true.
Tucker Max isn't a great writer, but he has a talent for finding them.
Tucker Max by RMMB Member August 23, 2007

Tucker Max 

Tucker Max can think whatever he wants, and do whatever he wants, because he is indeed Jesus. Bow to Tucker and spread his word.
Tucker 3:16 - Thou Shalt Blow me, and pass thine liquor ye old whore!
Tucker Max by Josh November 10, 2003

Tucker Max 

Tucker Max is my new god. Worship him!

Tucker Max 

The ideal example of "the Man." The role model of every guy on earth.
Tucker Max fucked my girl friend, but i dont care he's Tucker Max.
Tucker Max by travlax April 22, 2009

Tucker Max Fail 

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.
Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!
Tucker Max Fail by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009

Tucker Max Fail 

1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max

2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money
"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."

"That's a Tucker Max Fail"
Tucker Max Fail by boatman_eric October 29, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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