stool
1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.
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Stool by StoolHater38 December 17, 2016
stool
A term for someone who is not only a tool, but also a piece of shit. Hence the word 'stool' is used to describe them, transforming the word tool into a similar word describing fecal matter. Also, since a stool is also a tool for people to sit on, being viewed as implement of this nature would generally be seen as undesirable.
stool by whitehairedman December 11, 2009
Stool
n. variant on the term "tool". typically suburban, middle-aged and professionally employed type of tool.
Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.
Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
Visibly discernible through their clever juxtaposition of graying pony-tail (or neatly trimmed "too cool to shave today" growth) with "ironic" business wear such Brooks Brothers paired with sandals.
Sub-species found to nest in architectural firms, certain academic climates.
The architect I hired to help me renovate my kitchen arrived on a Vespa, and talked down to me the whole time. What a stool.
stool
shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"
stool
1) Something to sit apon that is lacking lower back support.
2) An item commonly used in bar fights.
3) Fecal Matter.
2) An item commonly used in bar fights.
3) Fecal Matter.
1) Please, sit on this nice, padded stool.
2) If you keep hitting on my wife, I'm gunna' break the legs off this stool and shove them up your A**!
3)Crap, Feces, Poo, waste.
2) If you keep hitting on my wife, I'm gunna' break the legs off this stool and shove them up your A**!
3)Crap, Feces, Poo, waste.
stool by Brad Herrmann December 29, 2007