Tousage

Something that really sucks. It can also mean a dick or something gay.
It may also be used as a Rif, Sin, Bad Word, or a Joke. (If you say it sounds like food... you are actully gay.)

Suck my tousage.
You gay.

Ew, you a Tousage.
You old Tousage.
Fuckin TOUSAGE!

by JBleach April 4, 2009

ho-tourage

An entourage of hoes; A large gathering of slutty women. A group of females with loose morals tending to gather around groups of college to retirement age males with a bar tab. Will give sexual favors in exchange for for alcoholic beverages. Takes hours to get ready with the end result of looking like a hooker. Dramatic situations are a necessity. Must involve 4 or more women.

"Look at that ho-tourage!"

"I'm gonna' get some action from that ho-tourage"

"That ho-tourage is whoring it up over there, check it out."

"That ho-tourage is swarming that rich guy."

"So which member of the ho-tourage are you taking home tonight?"

by ThatGuy888 July 22, 2009

man-tourage

noun. a group of men that gathers around an attractive woman.

Sheila entered the club surrounded by her handsome man-tourage.

by TomAroundTheWorld December 12, 2008

Tossage

A sensual massage followed by a happy ending performed by the masseuse.

A combination of a massage followed by a Toss-off. = tossage

by TRY February 20, 2007

Tonsager

Half man, Half bear, half pig, and quarter beaver. Of extremely big nature, This person is extremely aggressive and not to be tolerated. He also has small balls. Can ocasionally be gay.

That guy is such a Tonsager

by PincheMachine January 22, 2011

tourage

An abbreviated form of entourage, commonly used by ubber cool people.

I'm goin' out for a bliff with by tourage, catch you crackers later.

by Smokey da Pipes November 16, 2006

tosage

Everything and yet nothing can be used any way. The Seinfeld of words.

Example: what the tosage! ? Where the tosage is the dog. Today is so tosage. Why in tosage would you want to do that?

by firesout7981 February 26, 2015