pfuker

A person who always selects "Pages from the UK" when searching on Google.co.uk

John: I can't find YouTube when I search on Google

Dave: Did you choose "Pages from the UK"

John: Yeah I always do

Dave: Your such a dumb pfuker

by ddayve March 27, 2009

Shadow Puker

Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "

by dlhammel December 5, 2016

Floor Puker

The kid in elementary school who could never quite make it to the trash can in time. A person who is either unaware of, or chooses to ignore, the sensation that precedes the expulsion of vomit and subsequently ends up puking on the floor.

Why does my desk have to be right next to Josh’s? Everyone knows he is a floor puker.

by Hunter84 May 11, 2011

pre-puker

Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.

Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.

by knowman March 9, 2008

Closet Puker

A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.

Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?

No.

Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.

by TheKingOfBoardPlay May 11, 2012

party puker

One who always drinks too much and gets sick at parties.

"We can't invite Joe to the party, he is always a party puker!"

by Jesslyn Kelly October 7, 2008

puker

A radio announcer (typically of the "Boss Jock" school) who attempts to add excitement to his delivery by talking from the back of the throat, a common affectation in 1960's and later "Top 40" formats.

The afternoon drive guy on 108.1 is the worst puker in the market.

by Eric Weaver November 5, 2006