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Dutch bath 

A minimal level of personal-hygiene preparation (in advance of a night-out/date) whereby a young male will splash water onto his sweaty genital area before drying it vigorously on a communal hand-towel, in preference to having a proper shower.
After his prolonged Laire session, Steve realized he was running late but his gooch was humming, "dutch bath it is then!" he thought.
Dutch bath by Jonskipop March 20, 2010

Dutch bath 

A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.
The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.
Dutch bath by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Dutch Steam bath 

The act of cutting a fart in a hot shower while some else is in the bathroom. Allowing the hot steam to magnify the stench.

Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.
I was brushing my teeth this morning and my wife gave me a Dutch Steam Bath; it smelled like death
Dutch Steam bath by EverydayEvil December 28, 2010

Dutch bubble bath 

When one or multiple woman stand in a plastic bubble and a gentleman farts into it
Do you want a chance to win $500 all you have to do is a Dutch bubble bath (last woman to leave the bubble wins)

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026