Tardmonster 

A monster of a tard

one who is very tardish

a very stupid person

my favorite word ever (:

WHAT THE FUCK!! DUDE YOUR SUCH A TARDMONSTER!!

2+2=4 YOU TARDMONSTER!!!!

Did you see Amber last night?

Yeah, dude she got so drunk! Shes such a tardmonster!

Tardmonster by ~dRaMaQuEeN~ March 15, 2009

Tardmonger 

a pompous imbicile; buffoon

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER

Tardmonger by AJeanM February 10, 2008

Tardmeister 

n. A very foolish person, like a retard.Notice the "tard". You use it to insult people, instead of saying retard, it's tardmeister.

Holy Crap, you're the biggest tardmeister I know, Devon.

Tardmeister by heylo August 30, 2005

Tardmaster 

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

Tardmaster by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster 

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

tardmaster by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

Turfmonster 

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.

Turfmonster by Blank77 May 19, 2009

Turdminster 

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

Turdminster by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021