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self explanitory when said aloud.....
I am sofaking we Todd did.
sofaking by ass master February 18, 2003
Someone who is so fa king lazy they spend all day on the couch
Bret is sofaking lazy, he never gets off the couch
sofaking by giblett August 31, 2013

soaking wet pussy 

This is the result of a cat bath or rain.
Muffy was out in the rain and became a soaking wet pussy!
soaking wet pussy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2020

sofa king stew peed 

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.
omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him

Soaking Tent 

When a guy cums before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a "soaking tent"
Ben: I'm so content

Jayne: Don't get too content

(30 seconds later)

Ben: Can you excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. It appears that I have pitched a soaking tent
Soaking Tent by gonzo89cb September 19, 2009

eye m sofa king we todd ed 

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.
"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"