A person who is doing anything that may be related to jinxing you while also behaving like a fuck. Normally this term is reserved for more serious jinxing implications such as pregnancy or suffering consequences one was hoping to avoid.
friend.." hey wouldn't that suck if you got thatskanky girl pregnant?"
you" what the hell is wrong with you you jinxfuck?!"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.