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N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.
I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.
poofart by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004
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poofarty 

A mildly noxious fart that lingers and contains a medium degree of humidity
Whoa, I've just copped a niff of that poofarty that Markie left behind.…
poofarty by The Poison Dwarf July 5, 2010
You are a pootart.
pootart by johnnygo April 20, 2004
Noun--
the act of sitting or squating on a chunk of mud, where as when the person stands there is a spot of mud on their ass. preferable the ass hole location
nouryana is a poomar
poomar by aaron D123 April 23, 2008

poofartbananaram

A word used to describe someone who is acting like an ass, idiot, or dumbass, and/or is getting on your nerves.
"Dude are you down to play another game of beer pong?"

"No."

"Dude you're acting like a poofartbananaram."
Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.
"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."
poofarter by Joetron September 6, 2009