Alaskan Pancakes

when you have snowballs in both hands and you slam them between someone's nutsack, making for a funny reaction.

ALASKAN PANCAKES FUDGE FAGETS MY NOW MY NUTS ARE COLD AND THEY HURT


a nice serving of alaskan pancakes

Alaskan Pancakes by chuey bar March 5, 2009

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine 

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

alaskan pipeline boston pancake

People named Giovanni are very likely to love this dish.

Giovanni loves his alaskan pipeline boston pancakes

alaskan pipeline boston pancake by Alaskan pipeline boston November 29, 2016