journalgasm 

Occurs when one becomes so excited about getting a new planner that they can no longer contain the pleasure it will bring them.

Person 1: OMG I just spent 30 bucks on a planner with this amazingly complex organizational system. I even had my name engraved on it! (Person 1's eyes roll into the back of their head)

Person 2: Wow, stop journalgasming all over the place.

Person 1: You just wouldn't understand! You're such a planner newb!

journalgasm by be2014 December 27, 2010

Journalgasm 

The event of something so amazing happening that you can't think of anything except your journal or blog and how appropriate it would be and one explodes in a fit of ecstasy

*Obama messes up the speech at his inaugaration*

Shelly: OMG, this is incredible! I know just where this is going as soon as i get home!!

Michelle: Oh no, Shelly's had her 5th journalgasm of the day.

Journalgasm by sjp09 January 21, 2009

yellow journalism 

The use of cheaply sensational or unscrupulous methods in newspapers to attract and influence the readers.

99.3% of what is in tabloid newspapers is yellow journalism.

yellow journalism by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY December 26, 2003

moon journalism 

Investigative journalism aimed at bringing the dirty secrets of a well-known person to light - in other words, exposing an asshole.

The official seemed set for a successful political career until a brilliant piece of moon journalism exposed his fraudulent activities.

moon journalism by mynah1 September 19, 2009

Urban Dictionary journalism

he act of using Urban Dictionary for fact checking the definition of words that were used before the existence of Urban Dictionary.

According to Urban Dictionary journalism, Kavanaugh is obviously lying about the definition of boof, which he and his friends used in the early 1980s, because I read the definition on a website that was created in 1999.

Urban Dictionary journalism by The Tastiest July 25, 2019

World Journalism Preparatory School 

A school that runs from grades 6-12.

A sad excuse for a school. Run by a stumpy, Jewish women who has no regard for what really happens inside the classroom. Mostly Greek teachers that boast their gold crosses and pronounce students name with emphases on the ''rrrrrr' or '' ssss''.

That aside, another flaw would include the nauseating e-portfolio system we are forced to use. There is no point and I hear now that report cards will no longer be in use.

Uniforms include vulgar khaki's and pasty white polos. They are un-flattering to even the most beautiful of all genders. Parents, this school teaches nothing...your kids education is at risk!

Man, she's an idiot...and look at her clothes!

Yeah, she goes to that World Journalism Preparatory School...

World Journalism Preparatory School by a graduate of the school!! July 12, 2011

gotcha journalism 

simple, straight-forward questions that cannot be answered by inept politicians.

katie couric: "governor palin, how many fingers am i holding up?"

sarah palin: "you know katie, i'm sick and tired of this gotcha journalism."

gotcha journalism by bun September 30, 2008