Cock Balloon 

A tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time.

Lets take a tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time with a Cock Balloon sandwich.

Cock Balloon by Tits McGee O'Piggly Pee December 16, 2008

Cock-Balloon 

Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.

Changing holes? Think Cock-Balloons.

Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.

Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.

Cock-Balloon by www.cock-balloons.com July 30, 2011

cock sock water balloon 

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

cock sock water balloon by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

cock baloon 

n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.

"Randy, I think we should skip the forplay, you've got yourself a cock baloon!"

cock baloon by The_Guy_who_was_lost_in_the_mists_of_evermore December 15, 2005

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

cockballoon by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013

Cockballoon

The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.

Sam: How’d she get pregnant?

Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!

Cockballoon by XRKelly June 24, 2018