s-kaff 

a word used as a cattle call towards a female. The female is often attractive but it can be towards a very ugly female. Mostly followed by some other calls such as "Come on girl!"

Guy 1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: S-KAFF!
Guy1: Come one girl!
Girl: Shut up you pigs!

s-kaff by foshizzle720 December 16, 2008

Smithy's Kaff 

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.

Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!

Smithy's Kaff by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022

skaffa 

Other word for being 'high' or 'stoned' by marihuana.

I am skaffa. you are skaffa. my mother is skaffa. we were so skaffa yesterday.

skaffa by Valentijn January 9, 2007

Skaffy 

Widely used in Wales but seldom anywhere else, denotes cheapness or tackyness.

A: Can I borrow a quid please?
B: No way! That's my money!
A: You skaffy bastard.

Skaffy by Tonemeister General October 20, 2010

Skaffer 

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.

That skaffer kid is a right twat

Skaffer by trosoman July 10, 2012

skaff

To ejaculate onto a woman's pubic hair following intercourse.

I totally skaffed your mom last night.

skaff by Frankie July 30, 2004

skaff

To have sex with someone. To shag.

"I am skaffing tonight mate"

skaff by Dil May 13, 2005