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To ejaculate onto a woman's pubic hair following intercourse.
I totally skaffed your mom last night.
skaff by Frankie July 30, 2004
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To have sex with someone. To shag.
"I am skaffing tonight mate"
skaff by Dil May 13, 2005
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A derogatory terms to describe a poor person. Usually dressed in dirty messy clothes, or looks unclean/unwashed.

Used in the UK, notably in Scotland East Coast
Harry is a fucking skaff, look at the state of him
Skaff by Malice359 July 21, 2022
Other word for being 'high' or 'stoned' by marihuana.
I am skaffa. you are skaffa. my mother is skaffa. we were so skaffa yesterday.
skaffa by Valentijn January 9, 2007

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.
I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......
An awesome girl who every boy falls for, all the girls are jealous of and always knows what to wear. Shes got that confident aura that makes everyone want to be around her. You want to be a Saffiya.
I wish I was like Saffiya. Everyone loves her!
Saffiya by anonymous.funny June 15, 2018
saffiah is sexy,cute and adventurous. she loves to travel and is very close with nature. mess with her friends though, and saffiah can seriously mess you up. Saffiah will one day be famous or known as an alter ego.
''Bro have you seen that singer, saffiah?''
'' yeh, she is totally wicked''
saffiah by dolan5624 June 3, 2017
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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