s-kaff

a word used as a cattle call towards a female. The female is often attractive but it can be towards a very ugly female. Mostly followed by some other calls such as "Come on girl!"

Guy 1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: S-KAFF!
Guy1: Come one girl!
Girl: Shut up you pigs!

by foshizzle720 December 16, 2008

Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.

Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!

by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022

skaffa

Other word for being 'high' or 'stoned' by marihuana.

I am skaffa. you are skaffa. my mother is skaffa. we were so skaffa yesterday.

by Valentijn January 9, 2007

Skaffy

Widely used in Wales but seldom anywhere else, denotes cheapness or tackyness.

A: Can I borrow a quid please?
B: No way! That's my money!
A: You skaffy bastard.

by Tonemeister General October 20, 2010

Skaffer

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.

That skaffer kid is a right twat

by trosoman July 10, 2012

skaff

To ejaculate onto a woman's pubic hair following intercourse.

I totally skaffed your mom last night.

by Frankie July 30, 2004

skaff

To have sex with someone. To shag.

"I am skaffing tonight mate"

by Dil May 13, 2005