herf 

A herf is a gathering of BOTL and SOTL to relax, unwind and smoke premium cigars. You won't find any drug store cigars at a herf!

A herf can be as simple as two BOTL getting together for a smoke after work or it can be a full blowout with music, food, games, etc.

The main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary - even the cigars.

What a killer herf in Knoxville this weekend! Mike is a great BOTL and was an excellent host. You can't be a day with good friends BBQ'ing, smoking, drinking, playing poker and just hanging out.

herf by TheTimD May 4, 2009

herf 

Verb - To smoke a cigar, in a group of cigar smokers or alone.

Tonight i'm going to herf with the guys.

I herfed that cigar down to a nub

herf by Fulcrum November 15, 2003

herf 

1. (verb): To make an awkward HTML error while typing online, particularly on a messageboard. (also: "herfed up")
2. (noun): An example of past herfing.

A herf is particularly shameful when it ruins an otherwise excellent zing. Usually a herf will result in the HTML code being displayed instead of the intended hyperlink or image. A particularly timely herf can turn the pwner into the pwned.

(etymology: from a common typo of "HREF," a vital piece of hyperlinking code.)

I had the perfect zing for username:peterbing but then I totally herfed up the picture of the donkey dildo!

herf by enderisnotmyrealname December 7, 2006

herf 

Cigar smoking

We're going to get togather and herf some fine stogies.

herf by Ron Lawrence November 15, 2003

Herf 

The noise that fat people make through their mouth when taking a shit.

I knew I shouldn't have eaten that whole bag of mini chocolate-dipped Oreos, HERF!

Herf by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018

herf 

The action of really torqueing something hard.

That bolt ain't comming off, I herffed it on there.

herf by cavebear42 August 27, 2021

herf 

A comic book sound one makes when punched in the stomach.

herf, humpf

herf by anon76889 November 23, 2011