Fwoym 

An expression of life; that which one vocalizes when feeling a surge of emotion in any regard.

"FWOYM!!!!!" "FWOYYYYYMMMMMMM!!!" "fwoym."

"yo man you trying to fwoym this?"
"uhhh....fwoym?!"

--When in Doubt, Fwoym it out!

Fwoym by The Fwoyz December 15, 2008

Fwomp 

The sound a person makes when quickly laying down on a couch after a long day.

After working back to back dubs I'm bout to fwomp on this couch .

Fwomp by Silver tongued liar August 28, 2022

Fwoomp 

Onomatopoeia for multiple sounds, such as:
A vacuum sucking up objects;
An object being hydraulically propelled through and exiting a tube;
An object rapidly expanding. You will most likely see this usage in inflation porn.

the vacuum went fwoomp!
the ball went fwoomp when it exited the tube!
the blimp went fwoomp!

Fwoomp by broken glass and crashing January 28, 2022

Fwoomp 

To put something belonging to another person down your pants and underwear and brush it against your private areas and buttocks and then hand it back to that person.

I fwoomped my buddy's cell phone and then handed it back to him.

Fwoomp by IcedEarthaholic January 22, 2013

floymen 

A pussy so stretched out that you have to strap a board to your ass to keep from falling in. Sometimes they have teeth.

I hear that slut has a real AIDS-infested floymen on her. You'd better be careful. (offers 2X4)

floymen by Scribe of Glee May 17, 2004

FWOOM 

1. The sound of The Great Filter at work.

2. The sound of getting filtered. Taken from the Armored Core 6 game where the tutorial boss is a helicopter that "FWOOM"s from side to side when you try to hit it with your projectiles, thus forcing the player to "git gud" and come up with a new strategy to close the distance and hit it with your laser-blade (which is what you're supposed to do).

3. The sound of incompetence either leaving your body or rustling your jimmies.

FWOOM was the sound the bug made as it smacked up against The Great Filter of The Armored Core 6 tutorial boss.

FWOOM by Væd September 2, 2023

fwoomp scale 

A scale of measurement where at least one of the reference points is "fwoomp"

Girl: Did you see him last night? On a fwoomp scale of 1 to fwoomp, he's like a 9.
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Dude 1: Oh man, I fucked her raw, but it's okay because she was just on the rag.

Dude 2: You are so fucking stupid. On a scale of 1 to fwoomp, you score a fwoomp.

fwoomp scale by Ashen Empires June 12, 2007