Kaoklo

see Doggy Style.

Pronounced cow clow

Kaoklo by chezzestix December 9, 2008

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Kaklonk

When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.

1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect

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A beautiful wonderful girl. Has the greatest of personality. Brains over everything. And is a person that anyone would die for to be with.

Jojo would die for kloklo. She’s his whole world only if she would notice him.

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used to address something/someone that you want/dream/desire/wish to be. also used to describe something/someone magnificent and perfect.

She's such a kaoko.
Omg! You look absolutely kaoko in that dress!

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the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a young male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

KOKLOADS by ben November 9, 2003

To be hit or smacked, most of the time on the head.

Billy got Kakloynkerd for being disrespectful to his mother
A NOOB AS SCRUB WAS KAKLOYNKERD BY MY NUTS

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the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a yound male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

KOKLOADS by ben November 9, 2003