Popcorn Muscles

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."

Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."

by wakka_wakka March 22, 2009

Popcorn Muscles

Muscles that are made just for show; muscles that are fake, mostly to impress or intimidate others

I saw Billy and Wilson dancing in the clubs of Springfield showing off them popcorn muscles.

by coffeemug12 March 31, 2009

Popcorn Muscles

Muscles that are used for look or for show.

Fake looking muscles that are used to get a lot of chicks.

Billy and Wilson both got them Popcorn Muscles they show off in the clubs of Springfield.

by truckstick55 December 22, 2008

Popcorn Muscles

A swole motherfucker that softer than paper panties

Hercule Satan (Dragonball Z) thinks he's the shit but he's really just a popcorn muscles having little bitch.

by The Notorious N.I.G. November 14, 2011

Popcorn Muscles

A weak bodypart.

Will Waterman has popcorn muscles and a popcorn knee.

by JC Chaze January 20, 2009

Popcorn Muscles

When your muscles are big and strong but you don't know how to use them.

"All those muscles are popcorn muscles, he's soft."
-Brandon Marshall on Joey Porter

by ninedeuce March 28, 2009

Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016