Muddler 

A hot fudge-like shit mess quickly followed and mixed with a sandy peanut buttered shit.

Gregg: Damnit....that weird New York food I ate is ready to be born again. I think I feel a muddler coming! Fuuuuuuuuck!!

Muddler by alxorange July 11, 2012

Muddler 

Someone who is into ass play (takes or gives).

That girl is so fine and she's a muddler.

Muddler by Santorum1 March 18, 2009

Muddler Fucker 

A person who wile preparing a libation that requires muddling; muddles in an overkill fashion, to the point where "bits" from every sip end up in your mouth.

Wow, Alice really smashed the mint in my mojito to smithereens. What a muddler fucker!

Muddler Fucker by NIHILER February 13, 2021

throat muddler 

a well endowed male who bruises tonsils with his cock, the way a bartender would muddle ingredients into a drink

Wow, look at the package on BigPasta! I bet he is a real throat muddler.

throat muddler by BigPasta February 24, 2015

tonsil muddler 

A well-endowed boy's dick, which he uses to mash tonsils the same way a bartender muddles a cocktail.

Cameron made his girlfriend gag on his tonsil muddler before rewarding her with some throat cream.

tonsil muddler by Fellatio Connoisseur December 13, 2017

French Muddler 

The dirtiest, filthiest, most sexually repulsive act. It varies with each definition, all the constant response should be "don't be filthy". It can be described as a simple ATM or a Brown ATM with JAM, it could be any variation of a dirty sanchez, a dirty bucharian, a cleaveland steamer. But generally the worst thing one can think of.

Girl: I thought it was strange when he asked me for a french muddler...like he knew me or something.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.

French Muddler by Daniil Lehrman June 4, 2010

Cum muddler

When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.

As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!

Cum muddler by RevelAndDance January 1, 2024