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funny arse person that has one testical
dude that guys has one nut so we shall call him onenut
by XxOnenutxX February 18, 2009
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Hubris’ one-nut bitch

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An arrogant asshole who insults you during a conversation believing they are so intelligent that you did not pick up on it.
The manager at Jimmy’s porn shop symposium is such a Hubris’ one-nut bitch. He actually believed that I thought you used real horses in pony play.
by Bearman December 29, 2020
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Emin Onentasci

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A bizarre 66 year old Turkish man who is famous for his strange and unusual way of typing . He was a former underground drilling water exploration master but is now retired and spends his days cheating on his poor infertile wife with teenage girls on Instagram. His favorite celebrities are B.R.i.T (Britney Spears) and Margot Robbie. Emin is completely against perverse and homosexual relationships, as he does not support crooked behavior. His interests include, but are not limited to: art, philosophy, stuffed meatballs, music, flowers, needle myrtle, covit-19 conspiracy theories, and mars/martians, particularly the "dame tu cosita" alien.
Emin Onentasci keeps asking me if I can come to adana airport and breed with him

Emin Onentasci is literally obsessed with B.R.i.T
by toesuxker December 24, 2021
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One Nut November

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Similar to No Nut November but this time, you're allowed to do it ONE time only, do it twice and you lose!

NOTE: You can just not nut for the entirety of November but that is No Nut November and not One Nut November.

Where mortals become Demi-Gods and Demi-Gods become mortals!

In this challenge, you are allowed to nut only once in the month of November, doesn't matter when and where. just only one nut.
Bob: Hey Billy, are you doing No Nut November?
Billy: No, I already failed :(
Bob: Don't worry, you can still do One Nut November...
by someonewholostatnonutnovember November 6, 2018
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one-nut wonder

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A guy that has one testicle that is undescended, or a guy that has had a nut removed due to testicular cancer.
That Mike Lowell is a one-nut wonder! (and his head is huge!)
by Elevcode December 3, 2005
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Lance Armstrong's nick name
Lance armstrong had testicular cancer and lost one of his nuts. now his friends call him one nut
by Eric-B April 30, 2006
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onn-fúü-teh-karpet-íñ

1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).

2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance")
3. See "cheating"
H: Hey, I'm going to cheat. How about "onefutecarpetin", that's an unrealistic word and it's worth about 140 points!
M: No! Cheating is wrong!
H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West!
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