shit paste 

noun. the runny, gooey, thick cream that one excretes having eaten foods upsetting to one's stomach. Such foods can include Indian, Nepalese or Mexican. Upon release of shit paste, one feels enormous relief but if done in public toilet, those in adjacent cubicles muffle a snicker as one's paste is accompanied by an egregious passing of wind (see good push).

woman: oh my lord what's that smell!?
man: sorry, love, the shit paste clung to the bowl. it didn't flush right...
woman: then what's it doing on the actual seat as well!?
man: shit happens

shit paste by bloblet October 14, 2008

shit paste 

1.the kind of shit that is sticky in nature, and it seems to feel like glue coming out of your bum.
2.the kind of doodie that streaks your undies and is hard to get out, no matter how many times you throw them into the wash.

"man i feel like i have to shit like it's shit paste"

"i seem to have left a shit paste streak in my undies."

shit paste by phoenix1984 September 16, 2005

Shit paste 

Gives a positive review on an item/s. Can be used instead of cool/reem/amazing/good.

This paté is shit paste.

That guy is shit paste.

Shit paste by Bobda builder December 9, 2013

shit fart ass paste 

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

shit fart ass paste by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018

shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.

Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.

shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007

shitposter 

A person who regularly submits terrible or nonsensical posts to an internet forum.

These shitposters are screwing up the forums!

shitposter by homer55 August 4, 2007

Shitposter 

Meme God or Goddess. Usually dedicated their lives to sharing memes and making others laugh and/or offended. 10/10 recommend having one in your life.

“Dude, your memes are so funny. You’re my favourite shitposter”

Shitposter by MiriahtheAnn October 5, 2020