scrump

a dwarf

You're the vile little scrump, if anyone is.

by chickencherrycola June 17, 2015

scrump

Screw + hump = Scrump

do you wanna go behind the bleachers and scrump

by illogical January 8, 2005

scrump

To steal apples

Lets go a'scrumpin!

by me February 1, 2003

scrump

(noun) A doll created by Lilo in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

"This is scrump! I made her myself!"

by lilo-stitch May 28, 2006

scrump

to have convenient sex; usually brief and decidedly unromantic; uncontentious and often with a friend or an indifferent ex.; could be laden with guilt, but isn't;

we lived on the same floor freshman year, sometimes down to scrump when other plans failed.

by might. May 13, 2005

Scrump

To aggressively wash one’s ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.

After my week-long camping trip I couldn’t wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

by John March 18, 2003