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When you're at a party and a black girl is getting on yo dick but you dont fw the bitch
"Addie fuck of you're giving Matt coonies!"
Coonies by DraegonTheDragon May 26, 2023

Neurotypical coonies 

Neurotypical coonies stand for basically anything weird going on inside your head. Don't like the texture of your food? It's making you get neurotypical coonies. Someones sweater is ugly as fuck? It's givign you neurotypical coonies.
Jesus, your breath is giving me neurotypical coonies.

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.
Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

Cookies Up 

Cookies up is when a female is on her knees and rotates her hips up presenting her pussy.
My boyfriend’s favorite position is when I’m cookies up.
Cookies Up by RFL Merkin August 6, 2020

Carni -cooties 

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.
#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.
Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

Cookies And Apple Juice 

Cookies and Apple juice is a song by rapper cam'ron
of his new cd Crime pays that dropped may 12th.

in the song he is refuring to "cookies & apple juice" as

Cookies=Pussy

Apple Juice=Pussy Juice/Cum
Her Cookies And Apple juice is highclass..like from france

Werd??

Werdddd.