gagortion 

abortion. Mispronounced as if by a child. Etymology: "Mr. Show with Bob and David." A small child (Bob) enters a room where a doctor tells his mother 'you can't have an abortion, your son is already four years old.'

The child then asks, "what's a gagortion?"

Your mom said she wishes she had a gagortion.

gagortion by Ken Noisewater April 30, 2008

gagortion 

abortion after the fact.

oh honey, don't worry about johnny being handicapped. remember we can always just get a gagortion

gagortion by seanathon April 14, 2007

gagortion 

A joke in which the punchline is completely ruined before its arrival.

"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"Alex Fech... ah nevermind, you don't even know the guy. I'm giving this joke a Gagortion."

gagortion by Bananawhistle January 31, 2014

gagortion 

through a freakish coincidence in human genetics your uterus and stomach have intertwined thus enabling you to throw up the life growing inside

after a hard night of drinking her child was brought to world by a gagortion.

gagortion by [e-mail] July 16, 2008

Gaybortion 

when two homos fuck in the ass and the taker runs to the bathroom and lets loose a messy dump

"Man, Leon and I did some extreme fucking last night to the point where I had a gaybortion!"

Gaybortion by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

gadoption 

An adoption of a child by a gay or lesbian couple.

Although they couldn't marry legally, they found the gadoption process easy and fun!

gadoption by W. Cockscomb March 10, 2006

gaybortion 

1. the act of aborting gay fetuses
2. the occasional MS Paint comic made by infamous LiveJournal prognosticator missnegativity.

1. A recently proposed bill in the Maine legislature would make gaybortion illegal.

2. Did you read the latest Gaybortion? missnegativity 0wnz0rz!!!11!!eleven!!

gaybortion by mcsokrates March 1, 2005