slothopotamus

A slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. Woman can't resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.

Slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human DNA of the cross breading of a sloth and a hippopotamus

slothopotamus by Danomyte April 26, 2008

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slopopotamus

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

slopopotamus by Jolifer March 5, 2011

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Sloppopotamus

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.

Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?

Sloppopotamus by John Unger January 3, 2019

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slotapotamus

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.

"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."

slotapotamus by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005