by Steveo February 13, 2005
Get the cockpilot mug.1. One who enjoys having male genitalia rammed down their throat and conducts themselves in a manor to which suggests proficiency and practice in the art.
2. Another word for a chronic wanker
3. Someone who is useless to the point that all they are good for is piloting cocks
2. Another word for a chronic wanker
3. Someone who is useless to the point that all they are good for is piloting cocks
by Dan Wilder March 20, 2008
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A pilot with at least 320 flight hours, whos extremities other than his penis never come into contact with the controls during flight.
And on the way home, you should have seen the cockpilot we had. He turned off the planes thrust like, 30 feet before we smacked onto the ground. Obviously can't multitask with that small cock.
by Masterdeath November 28, 2010
Get the Cockpilot mug.The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017
Get the Cockpotting mug.One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.
by Days1 July 9, 2020
Get the Cock Pilot mug.Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.
by Charlie Badass May 31, 2018
Get the The Cockpit mug.Me: "My girlfriend is such a cock pilot"
Friend: "I've never had sex with my girlfriend before"
Me: "Sad."
Friend: "I've never had sex with my girlfriend before"
Me: "Sad."
by Highs69 May 14, 2021
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