access 

to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.

1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.

access by Oreo, Cracka and Bean October 14, 2003

access 

an evil program created by microsoft, to destroy the psyche of all who use it

look above

access by El Wombat Grande (killerwombat666) October 20, 2003

access 

devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.

Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.

access by sistwosix December 14, 2003

access 

getting into somewhere.. clubs.. or pants.. that sorta thing

you have vip acess ;)

access by Joey October 18, 2003

access 

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

access by Dave October 17, 2003

access 

(computers) to use

I accessed bob's laptop, which allowed me to access the database with all the slang words in it.

access by Dr. Hemp October 14, 2003

access 

to gain entrance to.

i gained access to that girls pussy

access by the one October 20, 2003