OINT 

(always spelled in all CAPS)

adj.

1. to be "extra", hype, or drunk

2. used to describe something that is in excess or in large number (a lot)

3. also "OINK'd or drunk

(1) We gettin' OINT tonight so make sure Keith got them drinks.

(2) D@mn, them hoez OINT deep in that car!

(3) Dem niggaz OINK'd up.

OINT by J Cam March 5, 2008

Ointment Nurse

A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.

Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”

Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.

Ointment Nurse by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018

Sacred Ointment 

The Ointment Chris Sabat likes to apply during his casting couches

Stephanie: No Chris! Keep your Sacred Ointment away from me!

Sacred Ointment by Anime Boobies September 8, 2019

a fly in the ointment 

A minor irritation, or hiccup that makes a failure out of something that would otherwise have been a success.

There is always a fly in the ointment! My ticket matched all six white numbered balls, but didn't match the green Lucky Ball! Still scored one hundred thousand!!! I ain't mad at 'em!

a fly in the ointment by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

Ointment and pee 

What old people smell like

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

Ointment and pee by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

nose ointment 

A nose ointment is a person who noses from ther window & then goes and tells other people what they presume has happened.. Which ends up as Chinese Whispers..

Oh my god look at that Nose ointment , you can see them behind there blinds/curtains Looking Nosey so& So...

nose ointment by Thebody66 May 15, 2016

Ointmented 

Refers to when someone has a injury and then applies ointment 🥺🐥

I had a cut on my big toes so I cleaned and ointmented it

Ointmented by Butfirstcofi November 1, 2020