woomph

A woomph can be heard during the act of sexual intercourse. The woomph is so called due to the noise made when the penis expels compressed air from the vaginal chasm during and sometimes after penetrative sexual intercourse.

A woomph can also be referred to as the act of intercourse itself.

The woomph can be illustrated by clasping cupped palms together and forcing out air causing a vacuum situation, thus creating a one-man woomph.If you were to continually repeat this process you would literally be woomphing yourself.

The letter o in woomph can be extended to extenuate the noise or length produced. e.g Did you hear that wooooomph I just done honey?

oops! my vagina just made a woomph.
Me and the lady lover had a top woomphing session last night. She was really noisy!
Did you woomph that bird you went home with last night!
Woooooooomph! what a goal.
I have not had a woomph in ages and my balls are too big for my pants!
I am highly trained in the art of woomphing

woomph by Kenny Chaos January 15, 2008

woomph

This is the noise a javelin makes when you don't throw it right and bounces as it lands. Trust me. It woomphs.

*Throws sharp pointy stick that is long and dangerous*

Stick/Javelin: Woomph

"Darn. It woomphed again!"

woomph by tamzinrose July 17, 2005

woompheg 

The sound made when snow becomes unstable and compresses in an instant. It requires conditions where heavier snow has fallen on top on top of much lighter less condensed snow below. The surface area of usually 40+ square feet can compress down and pack the snow below causing the air out and producing an eerie sound.

As I was snowshoeing through some very deep snow, I saw and heard a woompheg.

woompheg by schulzzy January 9, 2022

whomph 

to eat or to consume either figuratively or literaly any form of flatulance from another person.

"He made me whomph when farted on my head while i was sleeping"

whomph by Dolores Doobie March 28, 2007

womphead 

someone who is really into any intense form of electronic music, mainly dubstep; usually a person at one of these concerts who's constantly "wompin out" once that sick-ass bass hits the floor

-"Hey did you go to Bassnectar last night?"

-"Yea I did it was insanity. There were so many wompheads just lettin loose it was f**kin incredible."

womphead by JayKilla89 March 8, 2011

woophunter 

Woop is a cute human being.

Woophunter: Hi
Ahmed: You cute.
Woophunter: wanna cuddle?

woophunter by Ahmedmemo December 14, 2020

womph 

not quite motivation, more like huah
you're motivated to do it but the --- you need to actually do it isn't there.

i can't do that report right now. i find the topic intruiging but i lack womph.

womph by mousecrash February 10, 2009