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Beleafer 

A person who is an obsessive fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. They are die hards who would drag their genitals through 5 miles of rosebushes just to touch the sweat stains of Dion Phaneuf's jersey. Very cocky and overestimate the actual talent of the Leafs.
Billy: OH SHIT THE LEAFS JUST SCORED WOOOOOOH! GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO! STANLEY CUP HERE WE COME!

Debbie: Bro, it's still the first round of the playoffs. You're such a beleafer.

Billy: Fuck you, Debbie.
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Slovenian grandma talk for fart. Fart aficionados generally regard a bleaser to be a sloppy, motorbat sounding fluff. But for Slovene grandma's any fluff is a bleaser.
"Oh, look, I think I just blew a nice grainy bleaser."
Bleaser by Bleaser King February 23, 2010

belkasem 

Belkasem is a sweet man. You can trust him with everything. Belkasem knows almost everything. He is a man who knows much about the deen.
Wow Belkasem knows everything.

Thanks for that Belkasem!
belkasem by Peace an blessings February 23, 2017

Beleaver 

An irishman who is a believer but doesn't have his spell check on
I'm a firm beleaver in attention to detail
Beleaver by Corcaighlike May 7, 2018
Bitch+please=blease
-You're ugly
-Blease, you are, not me.
Blease by I_L June 6, 2018
the norweigen god of power, perfection, and integrity.
"Okay class, today we are studying the Norweigen gods, starting with Blease."
blease by ThEoNe. September 14, 2005