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Similar to LOL'ing when you see something funny online, you JOBOL when you see some totally hot barely legal or MILF material while surfing on a laptop... Put simply, you Jizz On Back Of Laptop.
Dude, did you see that picdump with all the amateurs I sent you?
Oh yeah, I JOBOL'ed while looking at that pr0n

I hadn't punched my clown for a few nights, and when I saw that new vid of Kim Kardashian I JOBOL'ed so much I almost ruined my laptop.
JOBOL by Beekussey Silvahj March 25, 2010
A group of varied items sold by wholesalers or other merchants at cheaper rates.
Someone is selling joblot of spark plugs. In other words he is selling a variety of different spark plugs at a cheap price.
joblot by Fakey Namey November 2, 2008
The act of purposely breaking or destroying your friends house/property, using such implements as eggs, whipping cream, hockey sticks, and fire.

One who jobbles can be known as a "Jobbla". These people are renown for their tendancy to jobble at house parties and the like.

It is considered poor etiquette to jobble whilst sober.

A game often played whilst jobbling is "Jobblecarton". This involves a carton of your selected juice being beaten around a room (preferably the kitchen), until sufficient damage has been done.
Hey Keith, lets bang 7 gram rocks and Jobble Tom's tonight!
Jobble by PaedophileJenkins April 7, 2011

joble ve 

an incorrect Spanish letter used by the Kirkles
Joble ve! Shave the day! Shoccer! Wah!
joble ve by Jashon K. October 1, 2003

goo goo g'joob

1) The sound a walrus makes. =O OMG REALLY.

2) Also a phrase found in the chorus of "I Am The Walrus" by the Beatles, written by John Lennon. B-side of the single "Hello, Goodbye" (not the emo band, no) and appearing on the Magical Mystery Tour LP.
1) Man, the walrus just bit me. And you know what it said? Goo goo g'joob.

2) I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus... GOO GOO G'JOOOOOOOB.

Platty Joobs 

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.
This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.