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a fake or false monkey, usually a person who's appearance greatly resembles a monkey
Corey: Hey Ernest.....Hey monkey you need to quit ignoring me
Ernest: Y'all gonna quit, I ain't no monkey
Corey: You right, you a fake monkey
James: A Fonkey
Fonkey by cvcroskey May 1, 2018
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Fucking Donkey. Worse than a regular donkey, especially in something like poker.
I was 3 outed by the fonkey in seat 2, who somehow thought J3 was good enough to risk his stack with.
fonkey by Badhairdos July 13, 2009
one who resembles a donkey's foot
jessica was stepped on by a donkey and had an imprint of a hoof in her face. stephanie came by and said,'you look like a fonkey.'
fonkey by steph April 28, 2003
A human born with special looks
1/2 Donkey and 1/2 Human

A Englishmen that’ll only to the age of 16
Thinks he is very looking but looks like the donkey from shrek and is good at nothing

But growing his double chin is his pleasure
Fat + Donkey = Fonkey y
Oh look at that Fonkey Rahhhh
That Fonkey is so fat

The Fonkey had a double chin as big as Mount Everest
Fonkey by Peterpoppincrackdumplin February 14, 2021

Fonky Monky Friday 

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.
YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY
Fonky Monky Friday by K1ts October 30, 2020

fonky chonky 

slang term for “funky” exclusively used when referring to music.
Person 1: *plays rap song*
Person 2: oh. That’s some of that fonky chonky
fonky chonky by MrMeøw September 22, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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