Wetsuit 

a wetsuit is slang for a condom. If you have ate a pussy/vagina before u know that it is wet, wet of course if u didn't eat one by force.

a pussy so wet, i need a wetsuit

Wetsuit by Hslinger August 1, 2011

wetsuit 

To stick your hands all the way through an opening of an object, and to invert said object in the process of removing your hands.

Jimmy wouldn't shut up, so I stuck my hands all the way down his throat, unhitched his colon and wetsuited him.

wetsuit by Zack Banana November 19, 2007

Wetsuit Wanker 

Inspired by the words of fellow Inbetweeners classmates when describing Will, the 'new kid', as a "Briefcase Wanker".

Coined while on holiday in Cornwall, England, the term "Wetsuit Wanker" was used to describe the numerous surfers, bodyboarders and those who do neither of the above while still subscribing to the 'Surf Bum' lifestyle/image; the term also extends to anyone has appointed themselves the possition of 'Newquay Lifeguard' and proudly dons the respective hoody.

Wetsuit Wankers can be seen in and around most seaside towns in Cornwall and Devon; and, on the most part, serve no other purpose than to influence more impressionable people into participating in their Wetsuit Wankery.

"Are there any real shops in Newquay? M&S? Burtons? Or are there only shops for Wetsuit Wankers?"

"Oh no, he's gone and hired a wetsuit and now hes trying to bodyboard! Alass, our good friend has become a Wetsuit Wanker; we can no longer associate with him."

Wetsuit Wanker by Dan Ceiley August 18, 2008

wetsuit wedgie 

when you have someone else yank your suit up really high around your waist so that you don't have a horrible vise-like compression on your chest and shoulders while you swim. otherwise referred to as "bad crotch"

Hey man, can you come over here and give me a hand with a wetsuit wedgie?

wetsuit wedgie by tribabe94123 September 4, 2009

Wetsuit Junk 

To have one's junk in an uncomfortable position; as in when one wears a wetsuit that is too tight.

Dude, these jeans are giving me wetsuit junk... Its really uncomfortable.

Wetsuit Junk by skatinheckya October 13, 2009

Wetsuit Wednesday 

On the third Wednesday of each month, it is imperative that one dresses themselves in a wetsuit. This is a long-standing tradition, most likely dating back to 800 B.C.E, and holds great religious value.

“Wow, she really believes in Wetsuit Wednesday’s, she loves wearing her wetsuit.”

Wetsuit Wednesday by wetsuitwomenforlyf April 17, 2022

Wetsuit Wanker 

A kook from the Inland Empire who tans in a wetsuit to score chicks

I caught Johnny sprawled out in his wetsuit in the backyard yesterday, what a wetsuit wanker.

Wetsuit Wanker by Hang Eleven December 20, 2020