LOTRO 

This game is like an improved version of the R.L. Infact, I gave up a very large portion of my summer for the soul purpose of being able to engulf myself in this false reality (aka, i got a job, and spent $1,500 on a computer in order to play LOTRO). This is the first MMORPG to actually have a good story -line (shock!), not to mention the unbelievable graphics considering the scope of the game. So yea, umm...this game PWNS!!! and to all of you WOW fanatics...I've already converted a few of your kind and I'm coming after you next!!

Hmmm...what's the greatest MMORPG ever made...yep, LOTRO!

LOTRO by Tyrone James Johnson Jr. November 6, 2007

LOTRO 

Only THE MOST AWESOME FUCKING MMORPG EVER.
So totally awesome only normal people can comprehend it. Hopeless Wombies will probably despise it, that's because they are TOO DAMN USED TO directX FUCKING 8 and can't handle newer ones. Ehem.

Damn good story + incredibly kind people + stunning graphics + atmosphere = LotRO. You know you wanna.

LOTRO by NikEntwistle September 22, 2010

Lotro 

An abbreviation of the soon-to-be-released MMORPG, The Lord of the Rings Online. I personally can't wait for this game to reach it's release date, as i'm a HUGE Lord of the Rings fan and a Tolkien fan in general.
The game will be based on the BOOK version of The Lord of the Rings, by JRR Tolkien, a legend of the pages.

Lotro has entered it's beta stage, i hope i get an invite!

Yeah right. They even have competitions to win an invitation, it's highly unlikely you'll get chosen for nothing.

Lotro by Phil Young September 22, 2006

lotro 

Game created by an MMO company Turbine, based out of Westwood MA. And also a sex act.

Legend has it that A " lotro or LO-TRO" is also a sex act developed during a company Christmas party. First 2 men dress like dwarfs wile, a female or male dress as a hobbit. Then the 2 dwarfs each take turns trying to LO-TRO their ejaculate into the shorter hobbits mouth. The dwarf who succedes from the longest distance wins.

lotro by Hobbit master October 17, 2010

cold lotion

Coined by comedian Bill Burr and his girlfriend Nia Hill (aka the "Lovely Nia") and shared with his legions of fans via the Monday Morning Podcast.

Refers to something that should be good but ends up being bad. Originated when Bill was about to give Nia a back massage (good) but didn't rub his hands to warm up the lotion which resulted in Nia getting shocked by the sensation his cold freckle-marked hands on her warm skin (bad). Should be said like an African American pimp stereotype from the 1970s.

Person one - "I got a raise a few weeks ago and finally got my pay check. Turns out I was bumped into a higher tax bracket and I now net less than before."

Person two - "Shiiiiiiit bro, that be some cold lotion!"

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Person one - "I finally got a date with Margret. Afterwards we went back to my place to fuck but when I took off her shirt she had the worst banana tits ever. I couldn't get it up."

Person two - "Ooooooo that is some cold lotion son!"

cold lotion by HabsRule June 9, 2013

Lotto Noodle 

- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.

John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.

Lotto Noodle by Lotto Noodle Corp. December 21, 2014

Lotioning 

To put in graft

“Bro I was lotioning a sweet one earlier”
“You’re always on call trying to lotion tings....”

Lotioning by Trinzico March 13, 2021