Flesh Mitten 

A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up

Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.

Flesh Mitten by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007

Flesh Mitten 

Step 1: find a chick with ass-gape like you read about
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.

After I successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick I called every member of my family to tell them how fucking sweet time I am.

Flesh Mitten by The Stink Finger January 17, 2011

Flesh Mittens

To stick both hands in the hooha

I was with these 2 chicks, and I got me some flesh mittens, if ya know what I mean!

Flesh Mittens by WooftyOne April 28, 2005