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A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"
We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"
Clags by willdawonka September 3, 2013
Related Words

Eating clams 

Person: Please stop eating clams or else
Eating clams by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

Clag Nut Rub 

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face
Clag Nut Rub by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clapstain 

Derogatory term implying trashiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, and total worthlessness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race and gender.
Hey Ashley, why don't you eat my pussy sandwich, you hotel mattress clapstain?
Clapstain by MomFatale September 29, 2011

Clag Nutting 

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair
Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting
Clag Nutting by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clash Of Clans 

clash of clans is fun