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Telavisaphonernetting 

The act of Watching Television, Talking on the Phone, and Surfing the Internet all at once.
I was Talking to Elle on the Phone While I chatted With Emmett on myspace and Watched legally Blonde on The T.V.

A.K.A. Telavisaphonernetting
Telavisaphonernetting by Teal_Crayon September 20, 2007

Televisiphonernetting 

A verb used to describe what a person is doing when he/she is watching television, using the phone, and surfing the internet all at the same time.
Guy: Hey buddy i have a question for you.
Woman: Shut up he's televisiphonernetting
Guy: Thats pretty crucial.
Woman: Yea it is.

Televisiphonernetting 

Using the television, phone, and internet at the same time.
What is Andrew doing?
He is televisiphonernetting

televisiphonernetting 

clever piece of marketing by comcast. it highlights being on the phone, online, and watching tv simultaneously. in 2007, this approach targets the bottom of the market to go digital- dial-up is over for the rest of us.

This term is not to be confused with innovative langauage and terminology that originates from the people, this one arrived via commercial dissemination.
yo, dj'you hit that last night?

I televisiphonernetted the heck.

I know that's right.

what?

("televisiphonernetting" is gerund form)

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026