Flossmoor

A suburb just south of Chicago that is not to be confused with Homewood. The area contains an abundance of country clubs that usually the residents of Flossmoor belong to. The east side of the tracks are where the million dollar homes can be found, but west of the tracks or High School is where crime is high and caucasians are scarce.

Dan: You got to HF? So you're from Homewood Flossmoor?
Katie: No, I'm from Flossmoor.
Dan: Is there a difference?
Katie: Don't even get me started.

Flossmoor by KatieAndToni August 19, 2007

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flossmoor

Where all the rich pricks that go to HF live.

Bill: Don't you live in Flossmoor?
Elizabeth: Yeah, me and my family also have a lakehouse, two Ferraris, a pet tiger, and an inground pool in our basement.

flossmoor by homewood resident December 13, 2010

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Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool

Former HighSchool of Nicholas Cruz. The students here are normal until you step on their shoes, then they pull a .45 on your dumbass. The principal is the fakest one you’ll encounter, and most of the girls like the underside of a cheeze-it.

Nigga 1:”Did Homewood-Flossmoor HighSchool get another shooting threat?”

Cracker 1:”Yeah, same as every week.”

Nigga 2:”At least we’re not an all boys school, am I right?”

Nigga 1:”Lol”

Homewood-Flossmoor Highschool by Yungniggapussy November 15, 2018

Homewood-Flossmoor High School

High school in Chicago's south suburbs. Renowned for being the high school of late rapper Juice WRLD. Not renowned for academics. Majority black school, with plenty of white kids comfortable saying the N word. Teachers are pervy, most students are idiots. Sports team were good, now are trash. Also commonly threatened with bomb/shooting threats.

Cracker - What's up my n#@?$

Black Dude - What up... Tanner...

Cracker - Don't come to Homewood-Flossmoor High School tomorrow and you'll be safe...

Homewood-Flossmoor High School by FOAC September 12, 2022

flosswood

One whose pick up artistry is generally considered to be superb.

Did you see flosswood operate last night at the club? Man, that kid's got skills...every tassle in the house was trying to juice 'em.

flosswood by jeff wickliffe May 26, 2006

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flossmobile

A bad ass car of any make or model that a person drives for the sole purpose of showing it off to others. Normally, flossmobiles would be luxury, high-end cars such as Lexus, Acura, Cadillac, BMW, Jaguar, Corvette, Hummer, Land Rovers, and Mercedes-Benz.

Girl, I can't wait until the big, red carpet party on Friday. I'm going to have to drive the flossmobile so we will be looking fly.

flossmobile by TheSophisticate November 27, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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