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bastardcock 

One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.
Don, why'd you cream in my eye? You fucking bastardcock.
bastardcock by LordMCWhite August 8, 2007
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Bastardfuck 

An ignorant, fatherless, piece of shit - bastardfuck
Tom Cruise is a bastardfuck.
Bastardfuck by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

bastard cock 

a driving expression used to release your frustations at unintelligent drivers. best is used while shaking your fist.
damned you, you bastard cock! *shake fist at ignorant driver here*
bastard cock by holly* June 15, 2003

bastardcore 

Bastard core is a sub category between indie and grunge.

often is the aesthetic most rebellious teenagers have.
wow she’s indie!”
“nah, with all the shit she gets into and the dark clothes that bastardcore
bastardcore by dory7777 August 24, 2020

bastardocracy 

sir, are you sure you wish to nuke that nation? they are in fact a bastardocracy
bastardocracy by fuzzles2.0 May 18, 2010

Bastardfuck 

What Tammy calls me.
Hey Tim, you are a bastardfuck
Bastardfuck by Bastardfuck June 10, 2003
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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