Chipmonk
The act of passing gas while receiving analingus that unexpectedly forces gas into the giving partners mouth and inflates their cheeks.
Chipmonk by MrMarkyMark April 6, 2021
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A small furry rodent type mammal with big eyes & puffy cheeks.
They have a very high pitched voice & seem to think that a paper aeroplane is the biggest in the world (& maybe it can carry other planes in it??).
They tend to store bedding & food in their cheeks from time to time making the appearance of their mouths puffier (Like hamsters), this is a way of making themselves more attractive to potential mates by saying “Look at me I have a HUGE gob to spurt out more utter crap!!).
Another rarer form of Chipmonk his tall long spiky black hair pulsating out from its head, this rare version is known as a “Christophosfer” Chipmonk.
They have a very high pitched voice & seem to think that a paper aeroplane is the biggest in the world (& maybe it can carry other planes in it??).
They tend to store bedding & food in their cheeks from time to time making the appearance of their mouths puffier (Like hamsters), this is a way of making themselves more attractive to potential mates by saying “Look at me I have a HUGE gob to spurt out more utter crap!!).
Another rarer form of Chipmonk his tall long spiky black hair pulsating out from its head, this rare version is known as a “Christophosfer” Chipmonk.
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